test day and night

I think this deserves documentation. I was studying for my sexual behavior class and to my surprise there was a section that discussed the many ways that people in North America pacify their toddles that misbehave and cry; such ways include giving them a pacifier (who would have thought?) or patting them gently on the back.. I bet no one can guess the procedure used by trinidadian parents? (Ha)

This is good..

The parents of these children who I highly sympathize with, sooth their babies by masterbating them! I know what you're thinking! This really makes me proud to be an American and salute that red and white stripped flag with honor. I gasped and stared at that page for about fifteen minutes (which I couldn't afford since I was already cramming for the exam). That really put me out of my element..

Anywho... I love when professors decide to test whether or not the students were avid listners in class by forming questions on the test that only one would know who attends class. It really sucks that I didn't know what color lacoste shirt he wore on the wednesday that the space shuttle departed for space or some other redundant nonsense that really doesn't apply to sexual behavior.

Since I do not have the results of my test and they are pending I have decided to go to Amigos tonight (drunk heaven!) with the summer group. Can we say smorgasbord of alcohol??I am either celebrating a potentially exemplorary grade or a failing one.. Either deserves a few margaritas.. don't ya think? Congratulations to Ashlee Mcmillan who managed to pass her test despite being depressed over TayTay and waking up from an ambien induced sleep..We all know how hard it is to recover from that..Major props ash!

It is to my knowledge Megan and Jon are coming into o town this weekend. Megan I am pumped to have you back on the scene. I'm sure your grinding moves on top of the bar will have all those college men wetting their pants worse than a bunch of latinos at a shakira concert!

I miss all my friends and I hope their night will lead to as much inebriation as mine will at each respective bar!